Sexy Muh'Fukkah

Hello, I am Sexy Muh'Fukkah, and I am...a sexy muh'fukkah...anything else, is faking it.

***VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!!!..... I'M ME!!!***

.....Oh.....ahem, that means I got a serious fuckin potty mouth and swear like a god damn pirate...

Speaking of; incase you're pondering I only speak 2 languages, English & bad English...fuckin fluently, too.

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I hail from a sexy muh'fukkin place called Vancouver. That's in Canada...eh. I am an avid player and am sure plenty of cats could kick my Sexy Muh'Fukkah Sized Sack but I've seriously fucking slaughtered records on any game I've encountered across the biggest country in the world here. It's not to boast but it's just following suit, being on Itch.

I also...fucking HATE...almost all games!! Not an exaggeration!! I've also had a knack for conquering nearly all games...in a fucking day (or a sitting). Partially one reason I hate so many.

I also hate Cash Cow's, fuckin clowns that just have their tiny little dicks a-cringin' only for what's in the back of your pants...no, not ur ass...ur wallet...you dirty minded-....Ahem. If only I could give those fat fucks some fat upper lips and dual shiners to match!! They can go suck moose cock & make like a god damn tree..and fuck off!! 

Putting it nicely, that is.

All things aforementioned considered, you can be assured that if I fuckin recommended a game...that it is ONE SEXY MUH'FUKKAH!!

And a note to creators, moderators and fellow masturbators 😂😉...if I did say a nice note on your work but also left a personal opinion on my particular tastes...do not sweat it. Straight up. I would prefer YOUR OWN insight dropped into that muh'fukkah...not mine!! It should reflect the image coming from your heart that of which you poured into it.

So don't believe all the hype & bullshit, make it yours... and make it a sexy muh'fukkah!!

Much love, from Vancouver!!